Ask Axey (Ask me for Advice)

in #steemit6 years ago

It is like "Dear Abbie" or Abby, not sure of the spelling to be honest. In spite of what some might think, I am rather good at dispensing advice. Sometimes it is solicited and sometimes it is not but what matters is that at times it's good to just have an Advice Blogger who will lend an ear. "Let me Axe you a Question"...

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Do you have a problem? Are you not sure if a Gemini and Pisces are compatible or if taking a date to Taco Bell is a good idea? Please ask me in my brand new initiative to become Steemit's number one Advice Columnist/Blogger. The only rule is to please keep the questions limited to things that are not about bashing other Steemians. I've made it my mission to try to have fun on here and hope others can benefit from my sage advice. You might be surprised by the rather astute and practical solutions I can dispense.
Namaste
@battleaxe
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how lambo?

oh hello Steemian, great to see this question asked.

  1. Truly ask yourself on a soul level if Lambo is right for you
  2. Diversify your portfolio and never invest more than you can afford to lose
  3. Hopefully something works out bigtime and all your good karma comes back and you can then get the Lambo if you so choose.
    I hope this helps, Have a beautiful day!

wao so meme make lambo!

u soooo smart.

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are we so fucked that its no longer "When lambo? "

probably.

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Dear Axey, You always put a smile on my face. 💋
My question is:

How do you get your husband to listen to you?

I can tell him something and he does not listen or disagrees until he sees I am right 99-100% of the time.

Signed,
Frustrated Steemian Wife

Thank you for asking a question
Sometimes Reverse Psychology is a great thing! Start deliberately being wrong on things and see if he just flounders around helplessly until he realizes you are very wise and are right basically all the time. Many men suffer from this so just stop doing everything until he realizes he's a fish outta water without your loving guidance
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sent you a friends request ;)

Thanks for the advice Axey.
I will put it into action today. Although I can't guarantee I can keep my mouth shut, depending on the situation.

I will look for that friend's request. Thanks!

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Use sex like Baby Carrots, which are dispensed freely and liberally

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Trust Me In This...

Hi I'm after some advice?

My boyfriend can't eat a banana with cutting into pieces, he says if he eats a banana whole, his inner gay maybe released.

Is there any help for us, or should I just dump his fragile male ass and hook up with a hot young woman?

yours
notconfused

you need a new BF, sending vids of eating bananas in several ways, all suggestive...

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The solution is to be found in Plantains
I do believe there is hope in most types of situations. Usually I find that common ground is a good thing and if that doesn't work then you have a back up contingency plan.
Back up plans are good and practical
I hope this helps you.
Namaste
I open beers with a banana, ask me how in my upcoming second edition of Ask Axey!
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someone sent me a gif on discord...
Opening a beer with her right breast!!!

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Absolutely Fabulous picture you chose of Patsy! I had to click on it just because I like British comedies.

thanks dahling.....LaCroix! (don't know if it's spelled right) , Chanel or nothing, sips Vodka lol

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