how to become rich :: just for fun !!!!

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)

PLEASE !!!!!! Don't do any of this shit this is only for fun !!!


Grow marijuana and sell it to medical marijuana cooperatives. Or "donate it for your time" if you want to be technical about it.

Buy any illegal drug wholesale, split it up, sell it.
Better yet, why buy the drugs? Just steal them and then sell them. Infinite margins.

Work on your pick-pocketing skills (surprisingly easy to learn) and steal purses and wallets from high net worth individuals
Buy all of the parts necessary to make your own AK-47s and sell them once assembled
Look at the jurisdictional maps in your city and find areas where, if you commit a felony, you'd have to be tried by a federal court. Then commit a high-profit crime that is not important enough for a DA to actually prosecute. This way you'll be charged, but won't actually go to jail. Stealing $10k worth of copper from a naval base is a good example of this.

Become a contract hitman and kill people with the seeds of the castor plant a la Walter White from Breaking Bad. Charge a premium due to making it look like an accident.
Torrent all of the common programs used by most people and provide an install service for them.
Rent all of the textbooks for the most popular classes at your college and OCR them. Provide .mobi / .epub / .pdf versions for $xx a piece.
Fake your day trading returns and start collecting money for a day trading fund a la Bernie Madoff. Keep paying off people until you trade up to $100k investment, then disappear.
If you have any more ideas, comment! I love thinking of side hustles.

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Setup a fake bitcoin exchange or cloud mining and run off with all the money :(

HHHH yess
why not hhhh nice criminal mind you have ;)

I'm basing that from experience! I was one of the sorry victims.

sorry for you brother how much you loose ? i hope not too much ;)

I lost almost 10,000 USD coz of greed.

how tell me ur sad story !!

i posted about it here:
https://steemit.com/bitcoin/@cryptokash/how-i-got-into-bitcoin-a-series-of-unfortunate-events

Im now back on my feet and things are looking much better. Hoping to recover all that I lost In a few months. Maybe Steem can be instrumental too, i hope.

i will bro !! don t warry life always upsite down
sometime up and sometimes down !!

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