So what is an orange Russian? I didn't ever hear the term until today and it surprised me a lot. In my mind, I thought.....
You would think means Organe Russian, right?
But NO, it means a cocktail made with VODKA, COFFEE LIQUEUR, and URINE. So it is when some pisses into your drink and you didn't know about it (or maybe you did, whatever you are into).
Someone should have been watching Putin as he poured the drinks LOL