So here's a brain fart for ya because I don't want to sleep even if it's almost 5 in the morning.

I came up with this because of what I used to do here on Steemit. No I didn't troll around here but trolling is the worst thing you could do elsewhere from being a good 'ol money hungry newbie Steemit citizen. The experience can make you do things you'd never do before. 😂

See I do a bit of online experiment (outside Steemit) sometimes, just to see what'll happen or how people would respond.

Why Write This Post?

Hey I think I feel like I just learned to troll but I'll let you in on a Steemit secret in case you're a newbie here.

You know, (newbie) redfishes need to bring attention to themselves in order to get upvoted by whales or even dolphins and other people.

What does it mean? To put it simply:

1. No "self promotion" to others = no upvotes.
2. No interaction with others = no upvotes.

May hold true outside too but (sad news) it usually doesn't. 🤡

Don't blame the users, blame the system. 😆

And so anyway here goes...

_{Disclaimer: Keywords, Sarcasm and Humor = Bitterness (?) Meaning, is this dark comedy enough for you? 🙃}

How to be an online troll

by @artgirl a former Steemit redfish

1 . You have to be KSP, that's Filipino for someone who needs attention (kulang sa pansin).
2 . You should have (or temporarily develop some) ADHD / ADD (maybe). 🤔
3 . You have to have a passive aggressive personality (or tendencies).
4 . You have to be a coward, are bored and/or lazy in real life.
5 . You have to have a separate social media acct for trolling.
6 . Scroll anywhere for a target.
7 . Comment some almost smart or nonsense whatever. Make sure it will raise the ire of the readers. 😂
8 . Reply to 1st few comments.
9 . Mute notifications.
10 . Sit back, relax and scroll somewhere else.

Repeat steps 1 to 10 until you find something more important to do with your life or are required to do something else. Like your job. Duh. 😂

P.S. Am not gonna include the technical details like using VPN and all that. Come on this isn't a serious post at all. 😂 It's already past 5 am so I should finally sleep now. 😴😴😴

Wanna add more details? Feel free to comment. 😄

XOXO,
@artgirl