1 Be not a pretty girl

Do not introduce yourself as a pretty girl and think outside the box. When everyone is pretty and a girl, you need to be something different, something no one is - a man, slightly older.

What should you do if you not be male? Ask a friend or brother, if he can show a picture of himself to this community, this will help you to rise in popularity dramatically.

2 Post old and boring stuff

If you thought you should make a makeup video, forget it. Everybody is doing it right now. You need to take a better road. Try something old and not unique. Why not by a male, crypto nerd?

And if you want to make it really, really boring love to play tabletop games, this should give your audience the rest.

3 Do not dare and use pictures

Who the fuck needs pictures?

Let's be honest with yourself. On the internet and especially on STEEM there are to many pictures and videos. A good text does not need this fancy stuff. On the good old days of Guthenberg they were happy, if they got their hands to a written bible.

Text is king!

Stop using all these distractions and focus on the pure word. Information needs not to be a nice looking puppy, they are totally overrated.

4 You should curse more

I know it is not so nice to talk and write the beep, but who the beep cares? We should swear more often and make the STEEM experience a lot more realistic. I love this guy I know from Austraila who uses on every 4 or 5 word "bloody" and "fuck". I can not believe how well he can use it, but it was mind blowing. I realized he talks in a much more enlighten way. So just beep more.

You need to take care of your readers. I am sure there is scientific proof out, that you write in a way the people can understand better. So it is good to use harsher words because everyone is using them on a daily basis.

5 You should copy others content

Look around. So many people producing content and it is just sad, that you are the only one without anything to write about.

Don't worry, you should just copy the old stuff from other sources, it is free! And the best part is - every one will love it, because we all want to read all the time the same stuff we read before, it gives us a warm feeling to be at home.

Just look in the mirror, we are excausted and overflowed of new information, so it is the best to make it more comfortable for your audience.

Example:

If you thought you should make a makeup video, forget it. Everybody is doing right now. You need to make it better. Try something old and not unic. Why not by a male, crypto nerd? And if you want to make it really, really boring love to play tabletop games, this should give your audience the rest.

Did you regocnized it? See what i mean, it works fantastic!

6 Be a lone wolf

It is so boring and is not challenging enough to make it big on STEEM when everyone knows you and vote you up.

Tz,Tz, this is for pussies.

A real STEEMER will do all on it own and does not rely on the voting power of his buddies. This is no fun for a real man. Just imagine you go hunting a mammoth and take all your buddies with you?

Which real hunter will do it? You should go face to face with your pray and make it possible on your own. You should be the lone wolf.

For the advanced STEEMERS you can try to do it without an account, but this will covered later.

Advanced material:

7 Write about fiction and not facts

You can see it on every corner. The best posts are based on facts, but everyone knows, facts are boring. You should be different. You should create something more appealing to your audience. Facts are maybe not fitting, so just write fiction. People love to hear about fiction.

Did you realize I tricked you and showed you an elephant and not a mammoth picture? If some smartass would discover it, you need to stick to the "truth". The pictures shows the nearest living being on earth,close to a mammoth. You have to choose the right pill!

Some people will tell you that is not good to do because the truth will come out. Did you find any evidence that this will hurt you after? "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

This man is still around and earns a lot of money with speechess. So who cares! You just to be clever and make it sound as facts later.

The END or the BEGINNING?

So, i hope this will help you STEEMERS to stop making good posts.
If you get worth, people like me get a chance as well ;D

If you liked the post, i would be more than happy to accept your vote!

Sources:

All pictures are original downloaded from me via pixabay.com and are copyright free.

Downloaded on postimg.com, feel happy to use them as well.

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