Woot woot, a thousand thanks, meteor0 (and y'all in the comments)! The polls are closed already, though, and an update as promised not possible, TIL (that means today I learned, dear non-redditors!).

Simply working on a new one, the same, but different (the update, duh). Not sure how to call it yet. "How I stopped worrying and learned to love the Steem" or "You won't get rich with Steem and here is why you should migrate from reddit and Facebook anyway."...?