Goldfingers Margarita Island Venezuela-"A Family Affai"r

Goldfingers- "A Family Affair"

Margarita Island Venezuela

Goldfingers is a lap/pole dance club owned by a wild French Canadian guy named Michele, and truth told if there was an Olympic category for pole dancing the girls working there were solid gold.

Michele, was on the lam due to a drug deal gone awry in Fort Lauderdale. Michele would drink a bottle of whiskey a day and do as much blow as he could get his nose on, and do this this day after day, month after month, very impressive really. How tacky was this joint? Well instead of purchasing a new shag carpet to replace the well worn red one at the club, Michele painted the old one black---Enough said.

His office walls and ceiling were scarred with bullet holes as he would practice his fast draw from a western six gun holster while wearing rattlesnake boots and spurs, upon witnessing one of these fast draw moments I must say he was pretty damn quick!as was in exiting his office!-

Gold fingers employees were loath to be called into Michele’s office in justifiable fear for their lives; as he was quick but not accurate.Michele also had most of the Guardia Nacional on his payroll, apparently he did not pay them enough as he met his demise with his head stuck in a gas stove ( accidentley)

A pharmaceutical expert I knew named Colorado Chuck who while visiting the island on a search and buy mission had given Michele the western wear to show his appreciation for the new Venezuelan business contacts Michele had introduced him to.

One balmy Margarita summer evening round midnight Colorado and I decide to go to Gold fingers, when we walked in a middle aged women sitting at the dance show bar caught our attention, strange because middle aged women usually are not at Goldfingers, there allowed to be , but why would they be?

My first thought was that she was either a madam in search of talent or some sort of “Bunny Mother” Anyway this gal is sitting and sipping a cocktail, Colorado and I begin a conversation with her out of sordid curiosity, she explains that she has good reason to be in a lap/pole dance club and to be sitting front row center of the show stage, we await her explanation with baited whiskey breath, she explains that she has two young twin daughters billed as the Bella ( beautiful) twins and they both are gainfully employed at the club, wow!

How nice is that we say as we continue our banter with the good mom, then a few minutes later the club MC comes out and announces the next act, it’s a lesbian show starring? You guessed it, we did not at first make that guess, but when we saw the good mom’s eyes light up with parental pride we put two and two together as did the girls. Truthfully their act was rather confusing as only the mom could tell the two apart. Mom gave us a play by play rundown of the girls moves, apparently they practiced at home.