I am the best ever!!!

Yo. My name is viralinfection. It's an apt name because I'm a mess. I think I'm the best around here and everyone should bow down to me. Want to know how good I am?

Well, all this time I have been posting pictures of cannabis and graffiti. That's it. I can't create anything myself so I just destroy everybody else's work. I have no value here so I have to make myself feel better about myself.

You see, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. Long term daily drug abuse has turned my already illiterate brain to blancmange. I have cleverly worked out that after I created new shill accounts, that they must have been created by the same person.

To make myself feel better I will first steal from any religious types by flagging their posts

After all nobody likes Christians.

Oh, and I hate the gays too.

But I am still very lonely. I have no friends and my family can't stand me. Luckily I have managed to convince one dumb cunt to help me steal from a charity account.

That is how awesome I am.

Now I'm making shit up about @haejin in the hope to get him on my side. I genuinely think everybody is as stupid as I am.

But because I'm chasing shadows, I just have to dream what it might be like to have a life. (This is what I do at Christmas because nobody wants to be near me - I fucking stink of cheap skunk!)

Remember to follow my real account for fascinating pictures of drugs and the utter disastrous, scruffy mess of where I live.

Thanks!

Oh and der barinan keneny boobobs.

P.S. Can you lend me some money? I need it for drugs, upvoting myself and buying bids from bots.

Sources: NSPA