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beccaANDzik (4)

I wonder how you intend to fetch enough water to satisfy the thirst of 10 camels with those long nails. Shey you have the internet access, after all that’s how you got hold of this rather annoying piece you’re reading, so please look up the water consumption of one camel. You’ll be surprised, I promise you, very surprised.

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Note that this servant guy asked for “little water”, just for himself. She however offered to get enough for the camels too (vs17-19), would you do that? Now think about vs20, she ran!! This chick meant business and she was physically fit too, not breathless after going up a flight of stairs. Hey!! She was ready to get down and dirty to do some proper work.

Trust me, a brother wants a girl who is clean and pretty with long hair and tidy nails et al, he’d also like for her to be able to pack that hair into a pony tail and do some actual work. It’s the ladies I feel sorry for the most, he wants you fit and trim yet he wants bumbum bet not too much then you should be able to change your car tire if he isn’t there but he doesn’t like seeing your nails looking dirty and broken.

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He wants you looking bronzed up but still doesn’t want you looking like a ‘doll baby’ with pencil drawings on yer face. And you must be able to make all the local delicacies from his side of the earth but he also wants you to occasionally thrill him with the things he sees on ‘chopped’.

I’m like what does he want from this geh mehn!!! But heck!! It is her duty to fit into these widely varying moulds, somehow and everyhow. A geh has gatz to do what a geh haz gatz to do#GBAM. Otherwise return awa gold and things fa #runs# na joke I dey o, them no dey follow you play again? ah ahn!!! TBC….. #beccaANDzik

Sometimes I feel the guys were made to just chill, you know. Proverbs 31 babe seems to be the one doing all the work while hubby chills at the city gates playing scrabble with his mates and bragging about how wonderful his wife is. Wife o!!! nat girlfriend, so all of you, park well!!!

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Bro, Jest before you start feeling like you need a foot massage from the Mary Maggie you married, seeing as you are the Jesus(head) of your home, please remember that you’ll need quite a bit of wealth in your single days to capture this girl. How do you intend to get all of that? Just for the record, stealing is off the table so that leaves you with hard work.

Don’t be deceived, the reason that man was respected enough to gain entrance into the inner circle of men at the city gates, he had proven his worth. He had worked well and hard in his younger days to be able to retire at forty and spend the rest of the time with family earning passing income like all these multi-level marketers are aiming at these days hehe, MMM things!!! Hubby to prov 31 babe was a a diligent man who had stood before kings, and not mean men, too many times to be counted.

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He had camels and donkeys in such number that only the girl who dared to supply them enough water to drink was good enough to capture his heart. Of course he was able to show her family that the precious jewel they had so carefully prepared and preserved so far would not be made to suffer, should she be released into his hands for safe keeping.

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