There was an old lady who had a pain in her leg and she went to the doctor, the doctor said that they would have to cut her leg so they did the operation.

The doctor said after the operation: Ma'am, I have a bad and good news.

The old lady: tell me the bad ones first.

The doctor: Well, we cut off the leg that was not.

The old lady: WHAT ?! and what is the good news?

The doctor: well, you are healing from the another leg, thanks God