STEEM BASIC INCOME CONTEST- TELL ME A JOKE!
Today is National Tell a Joke Day. I thought it would be great if people shared a joke with me. The winners will receive a @steembasicincome membership share! You can learn more about Steem Basic Income by clicking this link.
The contest is easy. All you need to do is post a joke as a comment. The one I like best will win a Steem Basic Income share. I realize that this is a subjective standard of picking a winner. So, I will also assign each entry a number and will also award a share of STEM BASIC INCOME, to the number I pull in a drawing.
The winners will be selected shortly after payout of this post.
Upvotes and resteems are welcome but not mandatory to participate.
Classical one. 😄
Thank you for.sharing your joke with me. Your entry is number 9.
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I was gonna tell my life but I guess it's pointless
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Thank you for sharing your joke with me. Your are entry number 2.
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What's the difference between teabag and English football team?
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Teabag stays in the cup longer.
Thank you for sharing your joke with me. You are entry number 3.
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a man flying from New York to Tokyo, sitting next to a beautiful and exuberant woman, he looked her up and down and suddenly decided and asked: although we do not know each other, would you make love to me for a million dollars? the woman turns around, looks at him and says: it's okay. He keeps looking at her and then asks: and you would make love to me for $ 100? and the woman then gets upset and says: Do you think I'm a prostitute, and the man says: no, that's already clear to me, right now we're just negotiating the price ...
Thank you for sharing your joke. You are entry number 10.
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What do you have when a cat eats lemons? a sour puss lol.
Thank you for sharing your joke. You are entry number 11.
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A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day long. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not?" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
...A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Thank you for shari g your joke with me. You are entry number 8.
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Here is my entry...
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you please go and buy a lottery ticket.
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Thank you for sharing your joke with me. You are entry number 6.
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I was once addicted to soap ... but I'm clean now :)
Thank you for sharing your joke with me. You are entry number 7.
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Thanks for this fun contest @emergehealthier. Never want to miss any of these. Here's my joke:
Do you know that wrinkles are herditary?
Parents get them from their children!
Thank you for sharing your joke with me. You are entry number 5.
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I'm posting my best joke: 😁
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing; it just let out a little w(h)ine.
Thank you for sharing your joke with me. You are entry number 4.