A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here."

The rope walks out back, ties himself up, and unravels his ends. The rope walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here a minute ago?"

The rope says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

=D HA HA HA HA