I’ve mislaid my bitcoin paper wallet.

I put all my bitcoin in cold storage on a piece of paper and put it in the back-pocket of my jeans.

I thought “No worries, I can always make a copy tomorrow”. I threw my dirty jeans on the floor and went to sleep.

In the morning, I woke up. My jeans weren’t on the floor any more. I really need them as that paper cold-storage wallet is really worth a ton of money.

I would have asked my wife, but she’s gone out. She won’t be back for 10 hours.

I guessed the magic pixies came in the night, picked up my creased jeans, ironed them, and put them folded neatly in one of the cupboards. That’s what usually happens to the clothes I throw on the floor. But this time I looked in all the cupboards, and my jeans are not there. Now I am really worried that my millions in bitcoin won’t be found for days.

If any reader of this can give me an idea where to look, I’ll try it. There’s nobody here to ask. I am alone in the house. It’s eerie quiet, except for the distant sound of the washing machine in the basement.