Angel Food is drooling. His powdered sugar container feels like it's burning a hole is his pocket and his leg.
With drool falling from his chin, Angel Food shouts to the bug,
"Get out of our way, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all these fine ass lady bugs. Lets walk over here behind this tree and i'll show you some dookie you can lay eggs in."
The bug stops as if stunned and sniffs the air.
"I smell noting of this dookie!"
He only detects the scent of a predator and it confuses him for a moment. The bugs awareness turns to fear and then to anger when he sees the drool that Angel Food cannot hide.
You attempt to perform a quick fireball attack: it seems like you slipped on a banana! Not enough time at Wizard School or something? Gobbo happened to be walking by, knows youre an easy target, so he attacks...@gobboYou have activated gobbo, as an WIZARD you must use the difficult attack !mysticblast to equal or beat his attack!.. you will see his attack below shortly
The Gobbo that rolled a 6 is the one that counts, as it was first to be posted. Why that 2nd [fake] Gobbo came about 3 seconds later, I have no clue. Your stats will be adjusted accordingly if necessary if you end up having problems getting through this or any other stage.
Meanwhile, that fake Gobbo is about to get trucked...
You tune in deeply to your inner chackras and summon a lightening attack: Your lightening blast is way out of control and hits some innocient civillians that happen to be walking by! A mob of vengeful peasants gathers around and shoves that naughty wand right up your a...And you are a dead magician now. You loose a life, Harry.You died and gobbo ran away. Your next attack will be against the Stage Foe again
Original image source: Chuck Norris and Toyota USA. 'Shopped for the IBTverse.
A fake Gobbo that shouldn't be around calls for death via fake Chuck Norris -- in this case, a pickup truck who by virtue of receiving Chuck's authentic autograph, has gained some of Chuck's powers and abilities.
Oh thank chuck there was a Chuck Norris signature to keep the stains off too! Without it, man, that truck would be a stink bomb like the green turd it squished.
You look lost,let @wizardzap conjure up your stats: Your on Stage: 3 and remaining attempts/life for this stage are: 2 Effect on hit - pickpocket item: 0 and Effect of hit - luckydip item: 1 and the Effect of elite items: 1 Accumalitive hit bonus (all items effect on your hit): 2 Your characters power level:1 * at level3+ you unlock !special command @wizardzap scans you and describes you as: A Proficient IBT Player Est. tournament completed: 43% EXPERIMENTAL LEADERBOARD STATS Active enrolled players:22 Average all players - life points banked: 8.590909090909092 Your lifepoints banked: 5 Est. Average hit/win for a stage ratio (all players):78% Your Est. hit/win ratio for a stage:84%
You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball seemed to work and it burns the enemy with a hit of 3 points. Its a good start, you still have much to learn, young Padawan. Nice! you needed to hit for 5 and including bonuses from items you hit for 5. You won the fight. Any pickpocket item found this Stage is left behind and you may now progress to the next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel
Enjoy Stage 3. You have all 3 life points to start:
For awareness your power level is now: 1
Angel Food is drooling. His powdered sugar container feels like it's burning a hole is his pocket and his leg.
With drool falling from his chin, Angel Food shouts to the bug,
"Get out of our way, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all these fine ass lady bugs. Lets walk over here behind this tree and i'll show you some dookie you can lay eggs in."
The bug stops as if stunned and sniffs the air.
"I smell noting of this dookie!"
He only detects the scent of a predator and it confuses him for a moment. The bugs awareness turns to fear and then to anger when he sees the drool that Angel Food cannot hide.
!mysticzap
You attempt to perform a quick fireball attack:
it seems like you slipped on a banana! Not enough time at Wizard School or something? Gobbo happened to be walking by, knows youre an easy target, so he attacks...@gobbo You have activated gobbo, as an WIZARD you must use the difficult attack !mysticblast to equal or beat his attack!.. you will see his attack below shortly
Two gobbos have appeared and Angel Food’s eyes begin to glow more intensely now...
The Gobbo that rolled a 6 is the one that counts, as it was first to be posted. Why that 2nd [fake] Gobbo came about 3 seconds later, I have no clue. Your stats will be adjusted accordingly if necessary if you end up having problems getting through this or any other stage.
Meanwhile, that fake Gobbo is about to get trucked...
Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.
The sneaky git hits for a 6.
!mysticblast
You tune in deeply to your inner chackras and summon a lightening attack:
Your lightening blast is way out of control and hits some innocient civillians that happen to be walking by! A mob of vengeful peasants gathers around and shoves that naughty wand right up your a...And you are a dead magician now. You loose a life, Harry.You died and gobbo ran away. Your next attack will be against the Stage Foe again
Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.
The sneaky git hits for a 5.
🚩 🚩 🚩 GOBBO VOIDED. 🚩 🚩 🚩
Original image source: Chuck Norris and Toyota USA. 'Shopped for the IBTverse.
A fake Gobbo that shouldn't be around calls for death via fake Chuck Norris -- in this case, a pickup truck who by virtue of receiving Chuck's authentic autograph, has gained some of Chuck's powers and abilities.
Oh thank chuck there was a Chuck Norris signature to keep the stains off too! Without it, man, that truck would be a stink bomb like the green turd it squished.
!status
!life
Enjoy Stage 3. You are down to 2 life points:
For awareness your power level is now: 1
!stats
You look lost,let @wizardzap conjure up your stats:
Your on Stage: 3 and remaining attempts/life for this stage are: 2
Effect on hit - pickpocket item: 0 and Effect of hit - luckydip item: 1
and the Effect of elite items: 1
Accumalitive hit bonus (all items effect on your hit): 2
Your characters power level:1 * at level3+ you unlock !special command
@wizardzap scans you and describes you as: A Proficient IBT Player
Est. tournament completed: 43%
EXPERIMENTAL LEADERBOARD STATS
Active enrolled players:22
Average all players - life points banked: 8.590909090909092
Your lifepoints banked: 5
Est. Average hit/win for a stage ratio (all players):78%
Your Est. hit/win ratio for a stage:84%
!mysticzap
Stage 3 result validated. 2 life points banked (current total 7).
You perform a quick fireball attack:
Your fireball seemed to work and it burns the enemy with a hit of 3 points. Its a good start, you still have much to learn, young Padawan. Nice! you needed to hit for 5 and including bonuses from items you hit for 5. You won the fight. Any pickpocket item found this Stage is left behind and you may now progress to the next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel