Today is friday! What else you can do? But learn...
And entrust you to God to...
Enter into the humorous Twilight Zone of the Cranky Gandalf to enjoy an unusual experience and unexpected voyage of laughter and self-discovery.
Oh! but to enjoy this ride, you are going to have to click on everything you find from now on below. Do you understand me? ¿We have a deal?
¡Alright! Are you ready? Ok let's go!!
"Avra Kehdabra"
Okay, fair enough. But for the first stop of this uncanny trip let's ask to @jongolson how is going the Onboarding Process in Steemland.
Oh yes! undoubtedly my dear friend. You'll have to be highly brave and utmost creative to find a seat empty among this overwhelming crowd to sit comfortably to enjoy the rest of this teaching trip until the next stop.
Let's see now how many HiRep whales we can scare away of #newsteem so they vacate their cozy seats. And then, we will take advantage of their obvious weaknesses. };)
Shoo, shoo... whales!!
Did you find any reputable folks to scare away? Yeah, I have to ask you this. Because we immediately take course to the second stop. The most didactic of the whole journey.
You already clicked above on the word didactic? ¡¿No!? C'mon kermitnick!
Haven't you noticed yet that this unusual experience and quite unexpected teaching voyage of laughter and self-discovery by which the Pink Cranky Gandalf is trying to take you through has a helluva of new knowledge that you need to absorb? Yeah! go back and click on the damn link nutwit.
¿Done? ok, now we can celebrate!!
You have already graduated in robe and mortarboard about STEEM stuff inside the Steem blockchain. Now just be careful about the waste you leave behind in your enthusiastic celebration for having learned so much right now through this agitated voyage. Because at the end, someone could look at you ugly and you would feel ashamed for having learned so much.
Ok buddies, my job is already done for your weekend. I hope and aspire you've enjoyed the trip. Because not always I find myself in the mood. In the academic mood. In the pedagogical mood. In that rare mood in which sometimes I no longer know what to do with me. :)
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How many of those "high rep" are whales? Out of the top 50 there are two. :D
That's a good question. But hey, Isn't that number beside their username in their blog profile like an infallible ISO 9000 trusty whale's mark? };)
Is ISO 9000 infallible? :D
Rep is currently a useless metric on Steem in the same way it always has been in all other media. Bill Cosby had a good public reputation also.
¿W00T?
C'mon! then Rep is worthless? ¡I can't believe it! ¿How comes?
There must be some error or misunderstanding. };)
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