Hey!! pst... pst... ¡Let's stare at Steem thru a mirror for a second!
¿Better?
Oh yeah! of course everything is gonna depend if you are a lefty, a righty or an ambidextrous. Are you even able to go to the bathroom and piss easily by hodling your weenie with both hands? ¿NO? ...me neither!!
Ok, but...
Let's make things a little bit more cryptic here. ¿What about all times ROI?
«-R.O.I.-»
«-sMOKING hOT-»
Remember. We are talking here about stare at Steem thru a 'mirror' on this post. And historically, there should be a reason for the phrase Smoke & Mirrors had been coined at some point in the past alright.
Ok, let's go now balls deep more cryptic.
How about Fundamental Crypto Asset Score?
"FCAS"
Oh! and now that we are talking about history, historically & historical events. ¿What about... erm... chronicled, factual and classical data?
«-CONCLUSIONS-»
So, finally, after reading this post, then:
- 1.- Are you indeed a lefty?
- 2.- Are you indeed a righty?
- 3.- Are you a fucking ambidextrous?
- 4.- Can you piss easily by hodling your weenie with both hands?
- 5.- Did you understand the charts or anything at all in this post?
Well, me neither!! :p
And perhaps you shoulda have done click on the very first green text and image of this post in first place. In order to have known earlier & better my obvious mischievous plans to make you waste your time reading this great piece of clickbait brilliance thus far to realize the truth so late.
¿Have I succeeded?
«««-$-»»»
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Nothing to see here, move along folks.. Ahhh, I just spent the afternoon chasing a monitor lizard away from humans.. I have nothing left but belly laughs for the 1st world problems people that diarrhea all over this place with their nonsense.. I seriously give zero fucks about anyone's opinion or feelings here that cannot see the big picture.. Luckily I snapped an image earlier today of the steem ecosystem.. Lots of shit, some guppies and a whale spooging itself...
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Ha! I guess you rather should spend more time chasing all the jesus-christ lizards of the steem blockchain when they start running over the water to escape from central Panama all the way to #29 Harley Street in London. };)
Haha that Lil ass lizard would be stir fry here! The monitor is essentially a miniature dinosaur, my neighbor ran over it's head with a van and all that did was anger him further.. This is the point when I realised yet again that humans have adapted to fragility.. Our true nature is the embodiment of the Jesus lizard, wolves, sharks, jaguars, but we have willfully tamed ourselves into docile impotence.. The keyboard warrior is without a doubt the most delectable snack teetering on the scales of existence and destined for extinction. The very platform we have here is teeming with barely functioning electric water bags that deem themselves as powerful based upon miniscule holdings of a laughable asset. Emphasis on ASS. I myself play the role of keystroke warrior with an adeptness unparalleled, but none shall mistake this diversion of mine for anything more than waddling in the mud for the mere sake of perspective...
Thanks :) Feels much better with a mirror :D
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Definitely mate!!
Mysteries of life & things always looks clearer thru a mirror. };)
Now, a toast!!
Cheers!! :)