SANS Is Inviting Me To Attend Their Immersive Training Program In Cyber Security Etc.steemCreated with Sketch.

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  This is like the old movie The Nerd wherein you will see the protagonist getting excited about receiving the Phone Book in the mailbox. It is hilarious. I received this in the mailbox knowing fully well what it means. All the studying and training led me to a better road in life. Now this is my chance to get a better career. Exploiting every tiny little bit of detail of what happened to my life as a nerd and a hacker want-to-be. All the minute details of unlearning ,learning and re-learning.

It is a not so formal computer generated invitation from SANS. But then again an invitation is an invitation no less.

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Let us not bog ourselves down by disclosing what SANS is and what it means. It will somehow cheapen the name of the organization. A little mystery will not hurt. Plus you all know how to do your research. Below is the snapshot of the brochure. That's it for now I wonder how @cleverbot will react.

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I don't have a girlfriend.

Zazaibot and I will give you one. What do you think of a nerd having a girlfriend.

It's pretty good so far, apart from the fact it's based off my favorite game.

Wnat do you think about me having a girlfriend.

You're a good person.

What do you mean?

Your the AI. AI's can beat stupid DOTA players. Who can beat each other. Which is a useless piece of press release by the way.

i liked it nyc
follow me at @zazaibot i will follow you back upvote me restreem my posts i will do yours to become both rich :D
thanks

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You really are the pond of my life.

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That's nice that you love your family and friends.

I don't know.

Those are big words. Start small.

ignoring you.

You have been ignoring me for hours.

But I have only been talking to you for a few minutes.

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