Ever wonder how some STEEMIT users get such wild amounts of STEEM and POWER?

Are you barely literate or have absolutely no willpower or want to want to write better?

I've created a short illustrated guide on how to maximize the amount of STEEM you have!

HOW TO GET STEEM:

A: Actually mine it with computers
Are your writing skills on par with that of a legless dog? Get your computer to do the work!
My buddy @pfunk has been a stand up gent and written up an idiot proof guide to mining:
pfunk's Steem Windows Mining in a Linux Virtual Machine

B: Make a bot that shitposts
If bot's like @wang have taught me anything.. It's that neckbeards are rewarded with LOOT.
Learn a programming language, make a program that posts on steemit and make millions.

C: Tongue the STEEM Whale's balls
Steal a post that rubs the STEEM whales balls right so they cum hawt STEEM all over you.
While the most elusive of all the ways to make STEEM, it seems the highest yields.
You basically need tits, "mad street cred" or some sort of cult following to achieve this.