This is NOT my submission to the SWC @jerrybanfield. The reason for this is not due to unworthy subject matter, nor because it comes in 54 words short, but that it is only the critical backstory for the actual one which will be submitted.

If you choose to read it, you'll see that I already primed the reader to stay tuned for the rest of the story. This has been in the plans for several seasons now, and was not born as a result of viewing your inspiring dtube video about the SWC this afternoon.