Yeah I got that myself, and thought you were being pretty funny in the way you worded them, but Steemit is so clogged with people posting begs for upvotes / follows that I think your intention is likely to be lost on folks. BTW if you make what you consider to be a good post, feel free to drop the link in the comments here at my (tongue in cheek) "Free upvote and resteem service". I read any post linked there and will give you honest feedback (as well as my meager upvote if it is original material).

Cheers - Carl