Barak Obama is now on Steemit - Interview with Dan Larimer

in #steem8 years ago

Good evening fellow Americans, and friends around the world. My approval rating skyrocketed following my comedic musical appearance on The Tonight Show. Afterwards, my cabinet urged me to continue utilizing popular media tools to gain more support for the Democratic Party.

Even though I began my administration during the worst financial crisis since the great depression, my job creation initiatives have helped bring unemployment to 8 year lows. My mission, however, will never be accomplished. The Steemit community obviously shares this common mission. Among the thousands of jobs created during my administration, the micro-employment opportunities created by the Steemit community have helped provide hard working men and women the tools necessary to put food on their table. It is because of this amazing fact, that I honor your community today for a job well done.

Why was the Steemit community born in the USA?

From Eli Whitney’s cotton gin, and Henry Ford’s assembly line to NASA, blockchains, and clean nuclear technologies, America has a history of embracing new technology. New jobs are being created by distributed, automated, and transparent contract negotiation machines called blockchains. Steemit is a job creation engine that helps Americans put food on the table and pay their bills.

As a former community organizer and Nobel Peace Prize winner, it’s easy to see how blockchain controlled communities promote world peace. Transparent accounting systems automatically identify corruption, fraud, and lies.

Steemit is great, but it is our duty to improve it. The fact that America is already great does not stop us from trying to improve our legal structure. We were born of bloodshed; a nation of free white men protected by the Constitution; but we evolved to become a nation of free people regardless of race, religion, nationality, or gender. The desire for self-improvement powers both this community and this great nation.

In a recent conversation I had with Steemit founder Dan Larimer; I explain the impending economic crisis and talk about the pitfalls of prematurely celebrating the arrival of robots, nanotech, graphene, and other disintermediating forces which eliminate more full time jobs than they create.

Due to technological globalization, temporary employment has been on the rise in the US for decades. But to resist globalization would be to restrict knowledge itself from being transferred to third world countries. Take Venezuela for instance. It is here, where the blockchain technology of micro-employment has the potential to make the greatest impact on living standards. Since it is the right of Americans to pursue happiness and knowledge, so should it be for all people. Therefore, it is imperative that Americans quickly learn how to seize micro-employment opportunities offered by modern innovators like Uber and Steemit.

In the interview, I explain the scientific causes of the inevitable economic conditions that are causing an increase in service sector jobs, while reducing the number of manufacturing jobs. Americans must embrace robots and automated systems if we hope to sustain our high energy standard of living into the next generation.

Although I will eventually be your country’s president, I will never stop working to improve the lives of my constituents. Relinquishing the presidency does not mean that I will stop fighting to implement the will of the voters.

To prove this point to the Steemit community, I’m bringing the funk with someone whose name inspires visions of cryptocurrency disintermediation.

Free speech in America is no longer restricted by the fine print of our Facebook and Twitter user agreements. American ingenuity has secured this unalienable right, which is now protected by blockchain technology. Our founding fathers gave us the freedom of personal property ownership. Steemit whales share these same values, but with one major difference:

Black men and women, who were unable to vote, own land, or even speak their mind in some states, are now free to monetize their Steemit reputations in their pursuit of happiness. Because our Constitutional rights can be guaranteed through blockchain technology, Americans now possess more autonomy and freedom than ever before.

Steemit is fueling a renaissance in patriotism by allowing hard working men and women to build a credible reputation which they can immediately monetize. Please enjoy the interview:

https://soundcloud.com/user-97805355/introducing-barak-obama

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Hilarious, expecially the part when you keep interrupting him LOL!

Welcome Mr President...
Well Mr President I cannot believe what a supreme honour, and indeed surprise, it is for me to find you here on our humble platform of fools. It seems your fellow countrymen have not been briefed of your forthcoming appearance so I feel it behoves me to provide your official welcome. My surprise and joy is magnified by the remarkable fact that I am in the UK..Doh! just realized, your time is different to ours and your entourage and supporters are in their beds. Guess they will be kicking themselves for their missed opportunity. Anyway Mr President, on behalf of my fellow Steemians I wish you well here, we look forward to your guidance and our imbibing of your wealth of wisdom and experience..(Oh, Mr President..Just one thing...Don't mention Guantanamo and you will get on fine here ;-)

I got you !!!

I'm just kidding, I'm not the president. You think that Barry O has this much talent! He can't even sing:

"work work work work work work"

You know he has not put as many people to work as Steemit has!

I'm just an artist who digs your site.

Rock on STEEMIANS!

I just thought that you might like the term I coined for your marketing efforts:

micro-employment

secure that freedom and liberty....! :D

Mr President, we are so glad you are here. Our currency, Steem, is in decline and we could do with a much needed boost to our economy. The workers are losing faith. It seems our leaders are too busy to appreciate our efforts and reward them accordingly and our empire needs help. Your presence here will no doubt reassure our citizens of the integrity of our empire and bring with it the endorsement, (and perhaps the cash injection ;-) ), it desperately needs.

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