Sorry about that ;-)

I have reassigned your gender for you. I hope that helps.

Consider the poem a gift, and exemplar, a setting of the bar, if you will.

Naturally I set the bar pretty low (it's actually on the ground) so it shouldn't be hard for someone with a modicum of talent (or the ability to type with more than two fingers) to write something better.

Looking forward to the games. May fortune always be on my side ;-)