Is there hope for victims of fast-spreading Steem-allnitus?steemCreated with Sketch.

in steem-meme •  3 years ago 

Since I joined Steemit, I've noticed a tendency to stay up too late and neglect everything else for steeming.

Oddly enough, I've started speaking a foreign language almost overnight--blockchain, crytocurrency, you name it, the words just roll off my tongue, although I'm not sure I totally understand them yet.

I'm now checking steemd for new replies whenever I get a moment, and websites beginning with steem have taken over my most visited list. If my husband didn't cook, we would have starved by now.

Visions of memes are appearing in my head; I think I'm hallucinating.

I'm afraid soon I'll forget the name of my firstborn child--who is also my lastborn--and perhaps even the name of my husband, What's-his-name.

Do you think there's a cure?

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Its true!! I haven't slept in 3 days! Its an epidemic!

btw this is hilarious

yes it is lol

Thank you! I really appreciate that.

good funny stuff man

Nope - I'm infected too. 2 months of seeing my social life (outside of steemit) dwindle and my attention to work shrink. Uhm...houston, we have a problem ;-)

I've heard that from the guy that got me signed up here too

I had a feeling I wasn't the only one.

Oh, there's a cure. I'm not convinced you really want one though.

I think my husband does though. I wonder if he could commit me and force me to have treatment? ;-)