THE JACKIE CHAN MEME

in #steem-meme8 years ago

Alright let me think for a second…(2 seconds later)….brain fart…

I do not know what else you want from me bro. Ive dropped so much f-ing knowledge on my steem channel it is ridiculous. How am I only making $100 a week :D this is garbage-e-o (Garbage in Italian …maybe) .

ANYWAY 

WHERE THE F$%^ WAS I 

Oh yea, Ive been killing the steem game. S/O to the followers. You are my homies…. Seriously though. :D

Lets get this money real quick. It isn’t a game of big fish eating little fish…

YOU MIGHT BE A WHALE BUT IM A MOTHER - F - IN PIRANHA

GET AT ME BRO…. IVE SAT AT MY COMPUTER FOR ABOUT 745 DAYS STRAIGHT 

I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME DOG….

No …I AINT DONT YET

Let me tell y’all how a g steems.. How a baller gets your blood pumping through the keyboard.

IM DOPE THOUGH

I listen to BIG L AND KOOL G RAP ….I know whats up…

Continue ? WHY NOT…. IM WAKING YOUR A$$ UP AT 9 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING FORGET THE “STEEMING” COFFEE 

YOUR GOING TAKE TWO SHOTS OF RAW EGG NOW! THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL PUNK.

WE DO NOT F$%^ AROUND.


 :D :D :D :D :D :D 


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Hah I like the piranha reference. I like your humor. Will be following to stay up with your posts. :)

Thanks :D and lol yea I thought it was clever.

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