Green Monster

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Its quite entertaining how anger can be harnessed as a source of energy. Kinetic energy to be exact. I was once preaching to the Incredible Hulk on anger management. I learnt from Dtube that the way to handle anger is to take a deep breath and count till ten.

Before that knowledge can be utilised, he showed me why he is part of the Avengers team. One question that I never got the opportunity to ask is this...if he goes from scrawny to a muscly Hulk, why didn't his pants rip apart. Unless his pants is made of spandex material and is elastic. But again, I think he wears jeans.

The Chain Reaction

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The third law of Newton is to every reaction, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Often we are not sponges, and we tend to bounce the negativity if we are the receiving party.

• The Boss who was scolded by his wife because he forgot her birthday.
• The Boss who scolded his staff because he missed his dateline by 10 minutes.
• The staff that returns home to cane his son who was playing but neglected his studies.

It is a chain effect.

Effects of Anger

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Different people have different ways of venting anger. I am very used to Method 1. The silent treatment. Method 2 is the 'leave-me-alone' state of depression. Method 3 is the wailing and crying. Method 4 is a definite no-no. Its the aggression through physical violence. All very negative. Not something that we want in the society.

Situations Giving Rise to Rising Temperature

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As a matter of caution, one must always always prepare to avert any possible altercations.

• Make sure your steemit friends are not really good looking ones that you have been commenting on. Situation gets out of hand if you voted them at full 100% upvote. This only works for those who are already married or is handcuffed in a relationship.

• In the event that physical violence has been inflicted, always have your lawyer handy. Even if you don't have one, always keep a name handy, so that you can deploy the scare tactic.

• If you attend any steemit events such as the one in Liberal Latte never return too late, because the Home Ministry will start to question your whereabouts.

• Never post suspiciously. Always be very forthcoming about your posting and always joke about your same sex friends. This is to avoid any suspicion.

• Have a gift in a box with some nice ribbons. This is in case you forgot some big occasion and you can pretend to be totally surprised and then you turn the tables around with the last laugh on your other half.

• Always be prepared with some cartoon characters that is cute and appealing. It can work wonders.

If all else fails, impress them with a song and a twirl around the tree with some local drum beats. The drama and saree is optional but the twirl around the tree is a must!

credit to @zomagic