🔥 Waddup FAMILY! 🔥 Your boy T-Nash coming back at you with another update from the GRANITE FLOORS of 💪 FLEX DAPPS. 💪

You’re about to get the low-down 🤐 and the HIGH-LIGHTS 💡of an afternoon of proper good pondering. 🤔

🚨🚨🚨🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨🚨🚨🚨
What you’re about to read might make you both SUCCESSFUL and HAPPY.

We’re all hustlers at ❤️ but I see a lot of 💩 so this is my fresh take on how to be a big bad business builder 🕴.

1. Be a Bad Guy (or Girl!)

This may seem crazy, but being a 🍆 is the ONLY way to get people to know you’re an absolute unit. 🤘

From now on ⏰, your public position is that everyone else’s ideas suck and they should come back to you when it’s a REAL idea. 🙄

2. Be a Tough Negotiator

Being rock solid when it comes to making sick deals is a MUST. All meetings should be 20 minutes MAX 🕐 and you should never leave without closing. 🤝

If you don’t start off getting what you want, you never will. 🤑

3. Eat Vegetables

Enough. Said. 🥗

4. Don’t Offer Career Pathways

This is the biggest mistake. Period ❎. Small town bumpkins aren’t going to make CTO 🙅 so stop suggesting they might and cut out the BS. 😶

Offering someone a big ladder to climb is rude and disrespectful. 🙈

5. Always Have Junk Food in Your Office

Studies have shown 👨‍🎓 that those who are willing to skip the snacks 🍫 are the happiest. Beer 🍺; Bread 🥖; Red meat 🍖; make sure you have tons of each around you so you can always be practising some wicked willpower. 🙏

6. Ground Yourself with Positive Qi (or Chi)

There’s nothing better for your mind than thinking positive 🔆. Negative thoughts have the power to destroy everything you work to create, so make sure that you cut them OUT. ☠️

Mastering the ancient art of harnessing positive Qi 🕉 is the best way of ensuring that you’re on the pathway to business boom. 💼

7. Be Yourself

Nobody, not even Donald Trump likes a goddamn liar 🙊 so pick your personality and STICK WITH IT. Show yourself some MAXIMUM LOVE 😘 and feel the good universal vibes 🌈.

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