List of nigerian tech companies that look like they are not making money
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i DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE HERE, I HAVE COME TO UNDERSTAND EVERYONE HERE IS A LION THAT DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED AN ANIMAL,
THIS IS JUST AN ANALOGY , YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME FOR WRITING SOMETHING SO FUN THAT ATTRACTED TO READ TO THIS POINT, I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU ,I AM HERE TO FRUSTRATE YOUR TEMPERAMENT.
FIRST OF ALL , ALL OF YOU PEOPLE IN THE TECH ECO SYSTEM ARE STUPID, DO YOU KNOW THE DEEP RELATIONSHIP MANY COMPANIES ABROAD HAVE WITH THEMSELVES THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT?
HOW WOULD FLUTTERWAVE AND PAYSTACK MAKE ANY MONEY WHEN ALL THE NIGERIAN START UPS USING THEIR PAYMENT GATEWAYS ARE FAILING,
THE CEOS ARE BUSY INVESTING IN OTHER BUSINESSES TO ENSURE THAT THE HEAVY INVESTMENST MULTIPLY SOMEHOW, BUT THEIR STARTUP ISN'T BRING THAT MONEY.
WHY WON'T THE START UPS FAIL , WHEN EVERY PERSON IN NIGERIA WHO HAPPENS TO BE EXPOSED TO SMART PHONE IS VERY STUPID, AND THE ONES THAT HAPPEN TO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND TECH ARE EVEN MORE STUPID.
ALL THE MONEY IS GOING TO FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT AND REDDIT AND YOUTUBE AND THE REST OF THEM , WHEN VENDER,LINDAIKEJISOCIAL,HASKAAR,MYOPINION.NG AND SO MANY UNHEARD START UPS JUST START,EXHAUST THE TINY CAPITAL THEY MANAGE TO START WITH AND THEN DIE OFF LOL, BECAUSE OUR STUPID NIGERIANS PREFER TO USE THE APP THEY FEEL IS THE BETTER ONE, WHY WON'T IT BE BETTER WHEN THEY HAVE ACCESS TO ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND LIFE, THEY HAVE YOU LIKE IT'S A BENIN CHARM, YOU FAIL TO SEE THE ONES STARTING UP WILL ONLY BECOME BETTER IF YOU PATRONIZE THEM ENOUGH TO RAISE MORE REVENUE,
THEY CAN NEVER BE UPTO STANDARD TO WHAT THESE BIG COMPANIES HAVE SHAPED AND WIRED YOUR BRAIN TO THINK IS THE STANDARD, LOOK BACK, WERE THEY ALWAYS THAT STANDARD SINCE THE BEGINING
WHO'S GOING TO WATCH IROKOTV WHEN THERE IS YOUTUBE, EVEN AFTER REDUCING THE ANNUAL FEE TO 2K AND EMPLOYING AGENTS TO STAY UNDER KIOKS EVERY WHERE , THE THING IS NOT WORKING,HE IS PROBABLY NOT BROKE BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS IN THE ILLUMINATI ARE STILL BORROWING HIM MONEY
HOTELS.NG DROPPED FROM 500 TO 100 DOWNLOADS ON PLAYSTORE AND WE HAVENT EVEN SEEN ANY CHANGES GOING ON , HOW ARE THEY EVEN MAKING THEIR MONEY, THEY ARE SUSTAINING THE BUSINESSES AND INVESTING IN TRADING,MOST LIKELY, MARK DOESNT KNOW THAT IF HE WANTS HIS BUSINESS TO GROW HE SHOULD INVEST IN THINGS THAT WILL PROMOTE IMMORALITY IN NIGERIA AND EVERY BODY WILL BE FLYING TO HOTELS TO FUCK EVERYDAY AND BUSINESS IS BOOMING
TOLET.NG STARTING GOING BROKE , I NOTICED WHEN THEY STARTED SHOWING TOO MUCH ADS, ADS BEGGING PEOPLE TO ADVERTISE WITH THEM,HOW WILL THEY DO THAT MY BROTHER WHEN ALL THE ADS ARE PUSHED THROUGH FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM,
AND THE STUPID PEOPLE POSTING THE ADS, DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WANT YOU TO SUCCEED, YOU THINK AN ALGORITHM IS NOT FOOLING TO THINK YOU EARNED SOME REWARD,GHOST REWARD, YOU THINK THEY WANT YOU TO OUTSHINE THEM WITH THEM??? NOOOOOO, GO AND WATCH THE SOCIAL NETWORK 2005, MARK ZUCKERBERG WILL ALWAYS ZUCKERBERG YOU .
ANDELA THAT EVEN SIGNED DEALS WITH THE DEVILS, I HAVEN'T HEARD ANY PROGRESS REPORT EXCEPT THAT THEY WENT TO BEG FOR MORE FUNDS, WHAT TECH SOLUTION HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED INTO THIS NIGERIA FROM THEM, I KNOW THATS NOT THEIR MODEL,BUT ARE YOU STUPID, YOU WANT YOUR COMPANY TO BE BETTER ,AND YOU RE TRAINING THE PROGRAMMERS WHO HAVE THE ZEAL TO CODE AND CAN'T FACE THE SCOTCH OF RECESSION TO GO AND WORK FOR THE WHITES,OBVIOUSLY NO NIGERIAN ENTERPRISE CAN AFFORD THEM I PRESUME,WAKE UP AND HAVE SENSE,WE ARE HEADING NO WHERE WITH THIS OUR THINKING
OGA TAXI WAS SLEEPING WHEN TAXIFY TOOK OVER, THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE THE FUNDS TO ATTRACT MORE DRIVERS WHEN THEY STARTED AND THEIR POOR SERVICE DROVE THEIR EARLY ADOPTERS AWAY.THEY WERE NOT FUNDED
I WOULD HAVE SAID OGAVENUE IS DOING WELL,BUT WHO KNOWS, THE MEDIA CAN ONLY TRUTHEN A LIE.
OVER 58 START UPS FROM NIGERIA LAST YEAR DIED UNNOTICED, JUST LIKE THAT.
I EVEN THOUGHT A NIGERIAN OWNED TAXIFY TILL I WAS SHOCKED BY SOMEONE MORE INFORMED, I WAS HAPPY FOR THEM INITIALLY,
EVEN NIGERIAN PORN SITES ARE NOT MAKING IT, EVERY BODY WANTS TO WANK TO OTU OCHA.
WAKE UP NIGERIA,THIS 2018, SUPPORT YOUR NIGERIAN PRODUCT, JUST TRY IT FOR EVERY START UP YOU SEE, NOT MMM, NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO FRAUD YOU,INFACT YOU WILL RUN FASTER TO THE FRAUDSTERS TO USE YOUR BRAIN FOR IMPROVING THEIR DESTINY.
AND ALL THESE STUPID INVESTORS THAT WILL COME AND SHOUT AND HIDE, IF YOU ARE BROKE DON'T COME AND BE FORMING INVESTOR, IF YOU WANT TO INVEST, BRING MORE THINGS TO THE TABLE,
QUIZ UP TOOK SEED FUNDING OF $5m AND FAILED,INVESTORS STILL PARK GIDIGBAM!.YOU ARE HERE MAKING NOISE UP AND DOWN,ALL THESE SPARKLING BROKE PEOPLE, YOU ARE A NO BODY ,ALL OF YOU NIGERIAN INVESTORS, YOU RE NOT LOOKING FOR A STARTUP TO FUND, YOU RE LOOKING FOR A PONZI SCHEME,GO AND FEED YOUR FAMILY OR START A SUPER MARKET OR BUY CARS AND PUT IN OGA TAXI OR SOMETHING.
I WILL BE HERE THROUGH OUT THIS YEAR TO MONITOR ANY BODY WILL SAY PIM ABOUT WHAT I HATE THAT I DON'T LIKE.
IF THERE ARE STARTUPS I DIDNT LIST HERE ,PLEASE LIST THEM, I WANT TO KEEP PROMOTING THEM