Evil people do not like to be exposed, and me being all about the truth with the added bonus of also being crazy, make more enemies than friends... the baddies finally tracked down where I live and busted down my front door. The masked man pulled up his rifle, primed the trigger and just in that moment as the gun went off... I woke up! Just another day at the office, got out of bed and went outside for a cigarette then went back to sleep peacefully. THE END