Gotta eat your Wheaties.

When Draymnod Green woke up yesterday, he considered eating his Wheaties But then he had another thought.

He pondered, "What if I kick these Wheaties right in the balls instead of eating them?"

He then proceeded to kick the box of Wheaties in the nuts. Next he denied doing it. Then he said it was accident.

Either way, the Wheaties had the last laugh.

Without the patented energy boost they provide, here is what happened to Green.

Don't be a Draymond.

Eat your Wheaties.