CUENTO QUE NO SON CUENTOS. CHISTE. TALE THAT ARE NOT TALES. JOKE
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Estaba una pareja de campesinos en el en la cama y el esposo empieza acariciar a la esposa, le toca los senos y le dice:
- Mujer, si estos senos dieran leche echaríamos a todas las vacas de la finca!
-There was a couple of peasants in the bed and the husband starts caressing the wife, touches her breasts and says:
- Woman, if these breasts gave milk we would throw all the cows on the farm!
fuente:https://goo.gl/images/hLWoj3
sigue tocando mas abajo, le agarra las nalgas y le dice:
- uhmmm mujer, si ese culito pusiera huevitos echariamos a todas las gallinas de la finca!
Continues to touch below, grabs the buttocks and says: - uhmmm woman, if that little ass put eggs we would cast all the hens on the farm!
fuente::https://goo.gl/images/ScT9ZM
En eso la mujer le agara el miembro y le dice:
- uhmm chepe, si esta chingadera se parara mas seguido, echariamos a todos los trabajadores de la finca!!!
In that the woman will aggravate the member and says: - uhmm chepe, if this fucker will stop more often, we would cast all the workers of the farm !!!
fuente:https://goo.gl/images/Bcefrz
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