Hola a todos , hoy una vez mas les traigo un poco de humor , ideal para estos días. Como se que tengo seguidores que no leen el castellano abajo de cada chiste pongo la traduccion en ingles.

Hello everyone, today once again I bring you a little humor, ideal for these days. As I know that I have followers who do not read Spanish below every joke, I put the translation in English.

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- Dad got me a 7.5 on the test.

- What a good son, and what was the proof of?

- breathalyzer and they took your car

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I am going out into the street without a ring, without a watch and without a cell phone.

if they rob me I want it to be for what I am and not for what I have...

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- Grandpa, how do you want us to bury you?

- if possible dead. because i know them

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- I am at an age that if they tell me: "I LOVE YOU".

I automatically ask: FOR WHAT?

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Hasta la proxima . que tengan un exelente dia

Until next time . have a nice day