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SPACE STATION MEETS SPECIAL CREW FROM EARTH

Russians are quite generous people. If they have a holiday, they are sure to make it so that the whole country will be celebrating.
Just yesterday one of the largest Russian corporations - Roscosmos - celebrated the awarding of the Russian space industry flagship's staff with a Certificate of Honor from the Supreme Soviet of Russia.
In honor of this joyous event in the assembly hall of the corporation set richly served tables, not the last place on which was alcohol.

Everyone was treated, including the animals intended to duplicate humans in especially dangerous space flights. Everyone's favorite, Kamikaze the chimpanzee, got drank from several bottles at once. Soon everyone realized that with all respect to Russian vodka, Kamikaze liked Johnny Volker whiskey better. Everyone at the table noted that after the second bottle of it Kamikaze became more and more intellectual and looks more and more like an American President. Some of the gathered even thought that Kamikaze could even replace Biden during his next televised address to the nation.
Under the noise of the festivities, Kamikaze was somehow forgotten, and no one noticed how the chimpanzee, left to himself, snuck into the cockpit of the Soyuz-34 spacecraft ready for launch and lifted off from the ground.
This spacecraft is designed to send an American crew of three astronauts to the International Space Station (ISS), who had been preparing for the mission for two years. But upon landing at Cape Canaveral, Kamikaze refused to let the astronauts into the ship, and insisted that they be immediately replaced by girls from a nearby nightclub, and even Ilon Musk couldn't object.
Currently, the Soyuz-34 spacecraft is on its way to the ISS. Let's wish it success.