Oh yeah, there will also be no more weather satellites, satellite communications or GPS

I was about to ask that. I wonder how much time would that debris remain in orbit?

Maybe this is the solution to Fermi's paradox after all.

hahahah perhaps it is.

But speaking about extraterrestrials, have you seen those old videos where military people say their nuclear missiles were deactivated by an unknown little object? Videos like this one:

There are others as well.