Things to do during the Worldcup Finals (comedyopenmic round 23)
So, Men's Soccer World Cup Finals 2018 have just ended. (France won -- ooops, spoiler!) While it was going on, I realised there are so many things I'd rather do than watch it. So I've made a list.
Things I prefer to do during the World Cup Soccer finals:
- Go to the bathroom for a long shit (it's a great feeling to not feel rushed while shitting, don't you think?)
- Go grocery shopping (shops are deserted, great experience!)
- Edit a story I've been working on for a while (it has to happen one day, so this might be the day!)
- Pick your nose (everybody is looking somewhere else, so, why not?)
- Re-watch your favorite meme/TV-show/movie/commercial for the zillionth time
- Sleep (only recommended when not around other people due to noise... of course if you can find someone else to join you in the bedroom, you might find a way to annoy those annoying people with noises of your own)
- Okay, really, anything else... just be creative here people, think of something to do while 22 men run their lungs out while chasing a ball across a field in front of billions of people watching. Give them all a medal for trying so hard and forget about it already.
And by the way... that goal from Mandzukić at 69 minutes was really beautiful.
Nominating @negativer and @dbooster for this round of @comedyopenmic as I'm interested to know what they were doing during the Men's WorldCup this year.
too short a list...i miss that 5000 items you do before! :P
I thought I was the only one on steemit who did not care about soccer.
Maybe you're following the wrong people ;-)
Haha... this is reverse spam. But, as it's a comedy-open-mic entry, I feel it's somewhat allowed.
You could probably do a few of those things whilst watching the football! 😁
Sure. I never said to do these instead of watching ;)
lol you still watched it
I have to say, I am impressed if you can watch a TV show and the World Cup at the same time.
I went to shoping while the others watch the socer game, it was really beautiful hahahha.
while she's busy with your list, i too will be observing your list without anyone having to correct me like i'm a child. win win.
Quite a full schedule