Haha this is such a funny story @jackmiller. Reminds me of my elderly uncle who picked up a pack of free condoms (HIV Aids being rife in South Africa) at a car hire reception area whilst waiting for us. He thought it was a free pack of tissues and stood holding the pack at arms length to see better, much to the amusement of hubby and I, but he had a good sense of humour so was not too embarrassed when we told him what he had walked off with showing off to one and all ;);)
I don't think one could blow your nose with them not so...or come to think of it, maybe it could work... :):)