The Stupid Snake

The Stupid Snake desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It was a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Stupid Snake wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Snake wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Stupid Snake desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would hug. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Snake desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Snake carried a dildo that they would often demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.