The Naughty Snake

The Naughty Snake had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Snake searched for a stapler that they would break. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Naughty Snake desperately looked for a crown that they would experiment on. It should be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Snake needed a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It might be an odd action, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Snake searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Snake always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.