The Big Snake

The Big Snake had a stapler that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Big Snake carried a bat that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Big Snake desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Big Snake always had with them a pint of cider that they would throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Snake desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Big Snake owned a teapot that they would annihilate It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot being the item selected.