The Depressed Snake

The Depressed Snake looked for a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Snake always had with them a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Snake desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Snake always had with them a computer that they would smash. It might be a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

The Depressed Snake desired a CD player that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Depressed Snake carried a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.