Investors Get Yourselves Ready for I Have A Recommendation for You

in #smartcash7 years ago (edited)

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Are you broke? Need cash fast?

Heard those statements before? You probably have from some loan company. It would be followed by something like:

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"Come to Loan Express or Turbo Shark Loans or Quick Cash Loans or WHATEVER!"

After that you hear:

"We have the best loans at the lowest interest rate. Interest rates are as low as"...

And slowly as they wind you in with the audio and visual of a suffering poor person they make you believe:

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"If I get a loan the low-interest rate could allow me to quickly repay."

Simultaneously the ad is now reeling you in while informing you of how helpless you are like the actor on TV pretending helpless. She shows tears, sighs heavily and puts her hands on her head in frustration. He comes home from work and sees a bag of utility bills on the table. But to be realistic we as marketers need to add enough water, gas, internet, electricity bills and blank paper to make you the viewers really feel the stress. So we add enough bills for half of the block on one table and let the couple cry together and have a sad burdening discussion.

The next best trick is popping out a wallet with a few coins in it and a paper bill.
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After that we must open the fridge to show you how broke you really are without a loan from the loan company.

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At this point you have mentally cleared a time on your calendar to rush to Turbo Shark Loans the next day during your workplace lunch time.

By the end of the advertisement you are shown the contact information on-screen and a happy couple who is happy. Life is no more crappy...
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Until the loan is due, but hey we can always take another loan besides there is a lot of time on hand so I and you will be okay.

Next day..

You start the sign up and you have a loan, full refrigerator, smiling husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and your TV shows colour instead of black and white just because you got a loan. Your miserable little life transforms. Now when your loan is due and you are back to black and white what will you do. All I do Idaho's up with another loan advertisement from someplace as and BOOM! :p

How do you mitigate the loan and financial lacking in your life?

Pray earnestly to yourself to cut your own bullshit and study financial education! To be frank it isn't necessarily your bullshit but deal with it.

What! You thought I was going to say pray to a god?! Oh hell na! If that did work then I would not be writing this blog. I would be busy killing haters and banging beautiful women on a 150 ft yacht. I would be ballin so hard it look like everyday is a birthday. So let us start with what is most important in beginning the investing journey.

Money & Education

No matter what you need education to change your wrong beliefs about money. One of my recommended resources is "How The Rich Think" by Steve Seibold.

In the meanwhile I need you to make some money. If you have $500 you can get an investment recommendation from me now that I guarantee to make you more than 320% in the next 60 days. You see I've followed up on a lot of cryptocurrencies with rapid growing market caps. I can tell you that the one I am going to give to you today can make you ten times richer in the next nine months. It is highly sought after by a few people and until January you have the opportunity to get in while it still trades below $0.20. It has yielded over 3000% in the last 5 months and will go sky-high in the months to come. Very few knew of its existence until it suddenly shot its way into the top 100 cryptocurrencies in October. Rumors has it that it has top 10 potential. Not word by the small man only but I'm talking people who pull millions of dollars a month in investing.

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It is solving a problem most small miners have had to face for ages. Most small miners cannot keep up with the use of large mining rigs and ASICs in today's competition. Now this little known crypto solves that problem, allowing a fellow community member of mine to pull in $76 US daily from his at home GPU mining system.

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I introduce you to...

The cryptocurrency that I call the master of community

SmartCash

Now remember you would not want to miss out on this awesome nine month opportunity for capital gains through the roof.

Do not go back to the doors of another Turbo Shark loans until you decided to loan to invest in this crypto that has proven itself. If you are afraid of losing borrowed money simple stake $200 of your own funds or 1000 SmartCash (whichever greater) to start enjoying the feeling of being closer to a colourful life

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