ALL TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY VOTING POWER!!steemCreated with Sketch.

in #smartass • 8 years ago

I just made it to .01 an upvote today!

Now all Steemit must fear the wrath of my voting power, and placate me with gifts of coconut beer and native girls!


Native girls MUST be over the age of 18 for entry into the Avoiding Wrath Sweepstakes

Failure to comply will result in massive upheavals and Biblical apocalypse...the chickens will come home in the form of tender nuggets with cream gravy!


Golden Chick will cater the DOOM!

I promise that I will use my superior powers in the service of good, and I will not strip your property and your women from you in the name of my own greatness!


Lying politician? ME? But I LOVE you!

This has been a test of your Steemit Voting Emergency Powers Act. In the event that Steve DOES ever gain the power of doom and destruction over Steemit, please move to the exits in an orderly fashion

Enjoy your weekend, folks!

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