Definitely the best bit is "As soon as you are forced to use public transport you discover that all bus drivers are crazy and probably stole their license or got it from a pawn shop. That means you either continue fearing for your life as you grip one pole or another in the bus with both hands and hope for the best or you train up your arms so you can use your one handed death grip to comfortably travel in chaos" that made me want to get on a Slovenian bus as an extreme sport challenge