Do you know why? Because Monday means nothing to me.

This kind of freedom is priceless!!!!

After all, it's Monday, the start of the work-week, when everyone subjects themselves to unspeakable horrors in order to fulfill their programmed cultural expectation. And it's my job to make sure you face those unspeakable horrors, says the alarm clock app.

Lol.. hahaha, I loved this. I've fought against the programmed cultural expectation for years.