Why are you still single?

Hello, I am a relationship coach and this is the coaching I would like to give my friend who is single and he is 50! years old. The reason why you are single, stable and happy is because you have no need to listen to someone else complain. You are single because you enjoy yourself and your silence. You enjoy making your own decisions and you know you are always right. You love your house as is, and you do not need anyone to change your environment. You are single and lonely because you have chosen to isolate with yourself during the holidays thinking that it is time to rest. You enjoy being comfortable and peacefull. You think you already have enough problems and you do not need the other{s problems. You are still single for several reasons which involve, ultimately the main reason that is: you are okay! Maybe a little lonely at times, maybe you watch TV alone, or you have dinner and breakfast alone, maybe you have even gone to the movies alone to watch that movie you wanted to see, but you did not have anyone around to go with. You are used to being by yourself. Youhave limited tolerance for criticism, and you hate to suffer when others around you suffer. It is disturbing to confront everyday with another human being who does things you would not do, noteven drunk. You cannot cope with disorder, or a different order than the one you have created. You cannot cope with two eyes and two ears waiting for you to fall asleep. You do not trust much, and you do not want to loseany battle. You are already a champion for deciding you will not battle another human being in the daily journal of existence. You are not willing to pay the price for company. Company is delightful but it is also confronting. In conclusion, yes, you are single butnot alone, because you have a dog!