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in #simple7 years ago (edited)


Cap'n @ned you didn't listen to me. the engine can't take much more. I don't think you really understand databases.

Engineer elfspice reporting for duty. Elfspicey, even.

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If there is something wrong, I am sure it can be fixed with duct tape and pop rivets.

oh man, your comment has made me giggle so much. Yup. I also recommend a pair of pointy scissors and a double edged blade. and some spittle.

why you always so salty, m9?

so my kidneys kick out the poison. of course

I think you mean m8, btw.

oh true, I sometimes take salt when I feel like my body fluid get drained to quickly (or in human language: I eat salt(y) if I have to pee to often or plan to get wasted on booze)

9, I meant m9

it's been disturbing me that I haven't been peeing as much as I think I should be.

I even look at my spare tires and wonder if my kidneys are swollen.

I am trying to put over 2L a day through my machinery, but it seems that it's too hot to come out the pisser, and it's coming out every pore of my skin...

and btw. yes, i been drinking. I have been crispy clean for like 3 weeks, and all the shit I thought was being caused by drinking, still keeps happening. I realised that it was just a secondary issue. I was drinking to make myself not feel it. Now, I don't need to drink to feel better. I drink to let all this shit outta me.

I drinked first time yesterday. 1 500ml of dark bulgarian ale.

Today, I have drinked a bit more, including 'mary jane' 200ml. I have been doing low acrobatics. I can't stop singing tis fucking Gary Numan song.

I am feeling so frickin happy right now, except, I don't want to do any programmming right now. I made huge steps. I have progressed so much. And this shit going on, is ridiculous. seriously, what the actual fucK!

I didn't mean to rub salt in any wounds and not make cheap puns. For some reason Cola and salty sticks always help when i got problems with the stomach and similar organs.

And sometimes it helps to see the things that are happening around you like Steemit from an outside perspective. That is why I smoke tons of weed :D

yeah, there was no wounds that already were not quite salted.

haha. I don't even really know what "salty" means exactly. Something like 'ironic and dry'? Maybe something about sarcasm? I dunno, but I like the sound of being salty.

It is like the opposite of taking something too lightly. Along the lines of:

"Damn, he still does not talk to you?", "yeah, he is still salty that I ditched him for hanging with my girl the other day"

Ah. Sounds like an apt description of me. Runs in the family. Everyone in my immediate family is salty as a lagoon.

I know going dry is difficult for you but I'm not impressed with you drinking again.

I am not impressed either. To be perfectly honest, when I had that first can of stolichno bock, it actually reminded me of the withdrawal symptoms, in its actual effect, heat, tingling hot prickly sensation.

Haha winner

mnine? the only thing that springs to mind from that is the bulgarian word for opinion: mnenie. More usually bulgarians just say 'spored men' or 'according to me'.

Tvoe mnenie e ne vazhi :p
Your opinion is invalid :p

it is a meme developed from saying m8

ah, figures.

I have noticed that SHAPESHIFT has now also stopped STEEM transfers so you may well be right.

yeah, I reported this a couple of days ago when I looked. If blocktrades goes down right now, there is no place to sell steem/sbd...

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