You’ve Got Gold

HI friends,

Even if you aren’t a precious metals stacker, you still got gold. Confused? Let me explain:

Crazy to think we all have gold inside of us! If barbers could find a way to extract the gold from customer hair, that would be a nice kicker on the side of every haircut! I think I should enlist the help of a scientist, patent my methods, and make millions of dollars (just don’t steal my idea!).

Thanks for coming by,
Brian