Silver Adventures of Captain Joshua Slane - #71 - 17MR18 - “Th’ Captain’s Week in Reviews”

joshuaslane (62)in #silver • 6 years ago (edited)

"Is was a roogh weeks fer th' fleit! But, as always thar wuz a silver linin' tae thes mirk clood an' sae forth. Let's tak' a swatch at hows we did...

"Mondays brooght th' Silverton puir winds an' we los' a third ay a mile ay seas. 'En oan Tuesdays an' Wednesdays wee's wuz hit wit' a deid calm! Th' seas was still as glass! Oan Thursdays wee's wuz burst by a terrible blaw an' th' Silverton wuz pushed a mile an' a half sooth! Blye me wut a win'! Fridays was e'en mair puir winds an' wee's los' thee quarters ay a mile ay seas mair. Belchin barnacles mates, thes took real skill tae sail through thes weeks! But as Ah said, thaur was a silver linin' an' such. Wee's entered a strang Buy Cycle an' soo's hud tois braw days ay silvers buyin, Thursdays an' Fridays. Ahh'm canty wi' 'at! Aw in aw howevers, th' Silverton logged in oan Fridays wi' mair than a tois mile loss fer th' weeks! Blast!"

"Noo let's see hoo lae ay th' fleit did... As yerr's coods see's, Commander Yoong hud a mixed week. Hee's puir sailin' skills left heem logged in oan Fridays reit aboots whaur he started. Puir Cheil! Let's see's hoo Keptin Stubborn an' Admiral Stoic did..."

"Keptin Stubborn didne faur much better as he logged in wi' a half mile loss fer th' weeks! Sae roogh was th' seas mates 'at e'en th' Admiral heemself los' a quarter mile ay seas! Noo t'at's a weeks tae remembers! "