It Hasn't Worked Yet

in #silly7 years ago

Me trying to flirt my way out of a speeding ticket

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I learned early on that the law of attraction doesn't work if you are uggly. I'm not talking about you, I just mean in general...

haha they say opposites attract so u'd expect hot girls would be all over me but nooo

He needs to grow a pair, here's how you get out of a ticket

probably would have done better than me if it tried flirting

Here are two tickets..

so harsh dude :( lol

One eye, and they call it a maniacal nervous twitch and send me to a mental institution. Both eyes, and they call it flirting. If only I had known.

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