We broke fast to Tortuga

The way I know this is a complete fiction is because @catweasel never moved fast a day in his life. No wonder @shadowspub caught up with you. Next time remember: You're better off on your own.

He travels the fastest who travels alone!
~ Rudyard Kipling

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
~ George Santayana

Be not deceived by the blandishments of weasels.
~ @enchantedspirit