Be glad you got a mention. I could have left you out in the cold.

And why am I last?

Because I had trouble remembering your name. You're lucky I included you at all.

Of course it's nothing like my first Shout Out Saturday

Of course it isn't. Thank God.

it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like.

That may be the only thing you've washed in three days. I'll take it.